For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
Man that’s sad this has so many notes. So I’ll agree and add 1 more
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.
"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”
I wanna run my fingers through your hair when we are cuddling but pull it when I’m fucking you.